Sugvedbot is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable
squirrel.
Sugvedbot created light seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Sugvedbot, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Sugvedbot, it will not care.
Sugvedbot's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Sugvedbot's Holy Commandments1. Sugvedbot loves turtles, so they must be respected.
2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Hide if seven doves approach from the south.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Never feed figs to grasshopers while wearing violet boots.