Flapbenpigzimbim is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, passionate dragon.

Flapbenpigzimbim created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapbenpigzimbim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flapbenpigzimbim, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flapbenpigzimbim's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Flapbenpigzimbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not take Flapbenpigzimbim's name in vain.