Zedligneg is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonourable spider.

Zedligneg created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zedligneg, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zedligneg, he will turn you into a tree.

Zedligneg's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Zedligneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Put Zedligneg first in all things.

5. Always help snakes in need.