Toncubkop Tinfentomlig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, moody wasp.

Toncubkop Tinfentomlig created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Toncubkop Tinfentomlig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Toncubkop Tinfentomlig, it will be mildly annoyed.

Toncubkop Tinfentomlig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Toncubkop Tinfentomlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Toncubkop Tinfentomlig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide from indigo goats for they are unholy.

5. Do not hurt shrews.