Vilfobfubkaptonkmobvonksak is a god.
He takes the form of a large, passionate
donkey.
Vilfobfubkaptonkmobvonksak created an electron eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Vilfobfubkaptonkmobvonksak, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Vilfobfubkaptonkmobvonksak, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Vilfobfubkaptonkmobvonksak's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Vilfobfubkaptonkmobvonksak's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never talk about dolphins.
3. Always treat rats with great respect.
4. Never talk about quantum field theory near aardvarks while wearing purple trousers and balancing seven lead spheres on your neck.
5. Do not wear iron on your body.