Gadzedkon is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, unjust
aardvark.
Gadzedkon created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gadzedkon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Gadzedkon, it will turn you into a rat.
Gadzedkon's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Gadzedkon's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Never look at planets.
5. Worship no other gods but Gadzedkon.