Gadzedkon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unjust aardvark.

Gadzedkon created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadzedkon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gadzedkon, it will turn you into a rat.

Gadzedkon's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gadzedkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Worship no other gods but Gadzedkon.