Higster is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak
crocodile.
Higster created an electron seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Higster, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Higster, it will make you grow a tail.
Higster's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Higster's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Never write about photosynthesis.
4. Feed all hungry grasshopers.
5. Always help sick dogs.