Higster is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak crocodile.

Higster created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higster, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Higster, it will make you grow a tail.

Higster's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Higster's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

5. Always help sick dogs.