Henbedrip Zedlitgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unselfish crab.

Henbedrip Zedlitgeb created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henbedrip Zedlitgeb, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Henbedrip Zedlitgeb, he will think nothing of it.

Henbedrip Zedlitgeb's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Henbedrip Zedlitgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Henbedrip Zedlitgeb.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near capybaras while wearing orange coats and balancing three titanium spheres on your arms.