Gedlagbut is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, annoying squid.

Gedlagbut created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedlagbut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gedlagbut, it will turn you into a frog.

Gedlagbut's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Gedlagbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not leap in public.