Gedlagbut is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, annoying
squid.
Gedlagbut created light five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gedlagbut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Gedlagbut, it will turn you into a frog.
Gedlagbut's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Gedlagbut's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Never write about asteroids.
4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.
5. Do not leap in public.