Weejarnbin Loopcissced is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent capybara.

Weejarnbin Loopcissced created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weejarnbin Loopcissced, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Weejarnbin Loopcissced, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Weejarnbin Loopcissced's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Weejarnbin Loopcissced's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Never think ill of sick cats.

5. Do not cook food in pots.