Sternellraw is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sternellraw created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sternellraw, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sternellraw, it will laugh at you.

Sternellraw's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Sternellraw's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.