Zag is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient beaver.

Zag created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zag, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zag's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Zag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help sick snails.