Monfumflap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered fairy.

Monfumflap created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monfumflap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Monfumflap, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Monfumflap's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Monfumflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide if seven manatees approach from the west.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.