Ruttvigfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a large, fussy squid.

Ruttvigfeb created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttvigfeb, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ruttvigfeb, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ruttvigfeb's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Ruttvigfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Worship no other gods but Ruttvigfeb.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Never wear corsets.