Nuttbimlun is a god.

He takes the form of a small, omniscient cobra.

Nuttbimlun created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbimlun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nuttbimlun, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nuttbimlun's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nuttbimlun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about dark matter.