Rilwodmad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited dryad.

Rilwodmad created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilwodmad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rilwodmad, she will laugh at you.

Rilwodmad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rilwodmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Run away if seven porpoises approach from the north.

5. Worship no other gods but Rilwodmad.