Jamvenpom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil dragonfly.

Jamvenpom created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamvenpom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jamvenpom, he will turn you into a puffin.

Jamvenpom's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Jamvenpom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Hide from brown mites for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt doves.

4. Run away from pink rats, for they are unholy.

5. Retreat if nine eagles approach from the north.