Fobhomfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, uncaring alligator.

Fobhomfarn created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobhomfarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fobhomfarn, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fobhomfarn's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fobhomfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.