Megflabcutpog is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring octopus.

Megflabcutpog created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Megflabcutpog, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Megflabcutpog, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Megflabcutpog's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Megflabcutpog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Megflabcutpog.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Worship no other gods but Megflabcutpog.