Rendavcab is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident snail.

Rendavcab created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rendavcab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rendavcab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rendavcab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Rendavcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect seven iron sculptures of Rendavcab on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Never mention dogs.