Binyiknad is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, smart ferret.

Binyiknad created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binyiknad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Binyiknad, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Binyiknad's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Binyiknad's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Binyiknad in the centre of the settlement.