Stigkimlik is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, boastful capybara.

Stigkimlik created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigkimlik, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stigkimlik, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Stigkimlik's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Stigkimlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Stigkimlik in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect four silver sculptures of Stigkimlik on top of important buildings.

4. Never wear black boots.

5. Always help horses.