Fempadrat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient crow.

Fempadrat created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fempadrat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fempadrat, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fempadrat's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fempadrat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Fempadrat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.