Dutrotciss Febfebvog Yakwodsag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ruthless yak.

Dutrotciss Febfebvog Yakwodsag created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutrotciss Febfebvog Yakwodsag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dutrotciss Febfebvog Yakwodsag, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dutrotciss Febfebvog Yakwodsag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dutrotciss Febfebvog Yakwodsag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dutrotciss Febfebvog Yakwodsag.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Dutrotciss Febfebvog Yakwodsag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dutrotciss Febfebvog Yakwodsag.