Nullneghon is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, proud meerkat.

Nullneghon created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nullneghon, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nullneghon, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nullneghon's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nullneghon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not kill snails.