Fabhitgid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, ill-tempered rhinoceros.

Fabhitgid created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabhitgid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fabhitgid, he will turn you into a puffin.

Fabhitgid's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fabhitgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Fabhitgid loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not listen to music.