Huglarndoss Quimnutyar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful crab.

Huglarndoss Quimnutyar created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Huglarndoss Quimnutyar, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Huglarndoss Quimnutyar, it will have a low opinion of you.

Huglarndoss Quimnutyar's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Huglarndoss Quimnutyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about gravity near gulls while wearing fawn ear rings and balancing five tin spheres on your legs.