Gupmotbon is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful mouse.

Gupmotbon created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupmotbon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gupmotbon, he will throw large rocks at you.

Gupmotbon's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gupmotbon's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.