Sagnullab Bellcudjan is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet cobra.

Sagnullab Bellcudjan created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagnullab Bellcudjan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sagnullab Bellcudjan, he will ignore you.

Sagnullab Bellcudjan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Sagnullab Bellcudjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Never think about gravity near birds while wearing brown dresses and balancing eight tin spheres on your feet.

3. Do not take Sagnullab Bellcudjan's name in vain.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always look after injured snails.