Wegzakvid is a god.

It takes the form of a small, omnipotent bird.

Wegzakvid created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegzakvid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wegzakvid, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Wegzakvid's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Wegzakvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed bananas to tapirs while wearing shorts.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.