Cepcutsog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, passionate parrot.

Cepcutsog created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepcutsog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cepcutsog, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cepcutsog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cepcutsog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cepcutsog.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.