Ciddancub is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awesome ferret.

Ciddancub created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciddancub, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ciddancub, it will not care.

Ciddancub's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Ciddancub's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Retreat if four nematodes approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not make images of living things.