Komjindav is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, amazing wombat.

Komjindav created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komjindav, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Komjindav, it will ignore you.

Komjindav's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Komjindav's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Never paint your head purple.

4. Put Komjindav first in all things.

5. Hide if four otters approach from the south.