Weemutbogtarg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, deceitful cat.

Weemutbogtarg created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weemutbogtarg, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Weemutbogtarg, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Weemutbogtarg's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Weemutbogtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of dolphins.

2. Never paint your chest cyan.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.