Gemgofhak is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced fly.

Gemgofhak created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Gemgofhak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gemgofhak, she will turn you into a slug.

Gemgofhak's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gemgofhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

4. Do not keep eight goats in a large pit.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.