Ceddunquafdag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, clever ant.

Ceddunquafdag created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceddunquafdag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ceddunquafdag, he will not invite you to parties.

Ceddunquafdag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Ceddunquafdag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Ceddunquafdag on top of all buildings.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Never chant near mites.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.