Dussgoving is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered gerbil.

Dussgoving created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dussgoving, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dussgoving, he will turn you into a mouse.

Dussgoving's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dussgoving's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Always look after injured ducks.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.