Wikyatab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, compassionate capybara.

Wikyatab created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikyatab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wikyatab, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wikyatab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wikyatab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tortoises.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat grapes.

5. Never pour water over plants.