Fedgodrullkan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered jaguar.

Fedgodrullkan created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fedgodrullkan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fedgodrullkan, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Fedgodrullkan's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fedgodrullkan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fedgodrullkan seven times a day.

2. Always help moths.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Fedgodrullkan on top of all buildings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.