Cuthinflig is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic
ant.
Cuthinflig created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cuthinflig, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Cuthinflig, he will strike you with lightening.
Cuthinflig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Cuthinflig's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Never talk about enzymes.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never write about moons.