Listarpfad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective wyrm.

Listarpfad created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Listarpfad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Listarpfad, it will turn you into a plant.

Listarpfad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Listarpfad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Run away from red manatees, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Never hurt voles.
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