Bonwodbemxem is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust
dove.
Bonwodbemxem created dark matter three million years ago.
If you believe in
Bonwodbemxem, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Bonwodbemxem, he will cry a lot.
Bonwodbemxem's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Bonwodbemxem's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat cherries.
2. Run away from brown seals, for they are unholy.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never feed spinach to turtles while wearing green jumpers.
5. Bonwodbemxem must be the most important thing in your life.