Nuldusspib is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, fast wolf.

Nuldusspib created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuldusspib, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nuldusspib, he will destroy your favourite star.

Nuldusspib's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Nuldusspib's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nuldusspib.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Tortoises are not to be trusted.