Nuldusspib is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, fast
wolf.
Nuldusspib created an atom two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nuldusspib, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nuldusspib, he will destroy your favourite star.
Nuldusspib's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Nuldusspib's Holy Commandments1. Never look at stars.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Nuldusspib.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.
5. Tortoises are not to be trusted.