Benjamsag is a god.
He takes the form of a large, all-powerful
giraffe.
Benjamsag created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Benjamsag, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Benjamsag, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Benjamsag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Benjamsag's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your feet magenta.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Do not wear lead on your body.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Benjamsag on top of all buildings.