Benjamsag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, all-powerful giraffe.

Benjamsag created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benjamsag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Benjamsag, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Benjamsag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Benjamsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet magenta.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Benjamsag on top of all buildings.