Matmisbudqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, generous octopus.

Matmisbudqueeg created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Matmisbudqueeg, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Matmisbudqueeg, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Matmisbudqueeg's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Matmisbudqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Put Matmisbudqueeg first in all things.