Matmisbudqueeg is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, generous
octopus.
Matmisbudqueeg created life eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Matmisbudqueeg, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Matmisbudqueeg, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Matmisbudqueeg's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Matmisbudqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
3. Do not shave your arms.
4. Do not eat lemons.
5. Put Matmisbudqueeg first in all things.