Fomcemmat is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, flying
chicken.
Fomcemmat created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fomcemmat, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Fomcemmat, he will destroy your home planet.
Fomcemmat's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Fomcemmat's Holy Commandments1. Run away if six tapirs approach from the north.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Do not shave your chest.
5. Never think about nebulae.