Kempidmad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic crane.

Kempidmad created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kempidmad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kempidmad, she will be very sad.

Kempidmad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Kempidmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near doves while wearing indigo hats and balancing seven silicon spheres on your arms.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kempidmad.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always help sick ants.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near horses while wearing fawn tights.