Queegminvil is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, happy
mongoose.
Queegminvil created a Higgs boson four years ago.
If you believe in
Queegminvil, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Queegminvil, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Queegminvil's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Queegminvil's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Queegminvil nine times a day.
2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never hurt mites.