Queegminvil is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, happy mongoose.

Queegminvil created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Queegminvil, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Queegminvil, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Queegminvil's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Queegminvil's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Queegminvil nine times a day.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never hurt mites.