Carmabflan Wigmissand is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, pitiless naga.

Carmabflan Wigmissand created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carmabflan Wigmissand, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Carmabflan Wigmissand, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Carmabflan Wigmissand's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Carmabflan Wigmissand's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not take Carmabflan Wigmissand's name in vain.

5. Never sprint near dolphins.