Gumrigqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow wyrm.

Gumrigqueeg created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumrigqueeg, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gumrigqueeg, she will think nothing of it.

Gumrigqueeg's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gumrigqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never look at nebulae.